Phelps should be banned from swimming, have his medals revoked and be sentenced to prison tbh.
I thought I put cinnamon in my tea, turns out it was cumin 😪
You ever look out the window while you’re sipping on your cup of coffee and the realize that your telomeres are shortening and there’s just nothing you can do about it so you just take another sip of your coffee.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG