Phelps should be banned from swimming, have his medals revoked and be sentenced to prison tbh.

It’s jasmeeeet

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12 innings of magic


Kansas City’s police department is really invested in tonight’s Royals game.

"It’s a marvelous thing, the ocean. For some reason when two people sit together looking out at it, they stop caring whether they talk or stay silent. You never get tired of watching it. And no matter how rough the waves get, you’re never bothered by the noise the water makes by the commotion of the surface — it never seems too loud, or too wild."

Banana Yoshimoto, Goodbye Tsugumi  (via petrichour)

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I thought I put cinnamon in my tea, turns out it was cumin 😪

this morning my plant and desk did one of those instagram things

the nfl is such a joke


Oh hey there james, I’m so happy you’ve finally arrived

You have serious issues am worried

You ever look out the window while you’re sipping on your cup of coffee and the realize that your telomeres are shortening and there’s just nothing you can do about it so you just take another sip of your coffee.


*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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The Detroit Tigers are the 2014 AL Central Champions!


you’ve actually never lived if you haven’t had lebanese food

shawarma serum levels are low bro

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moroccanstateofmind replied to your post “No English-song-singers on the Arab idol?”

No backstreet boys covers :(

don’t patronize me greg